Would somebody kill COFI BEAN? Or at least shut this mofo up?

My friend brought this individual's blog to my attention - Cofi Bean.

Under normal circumstances, I am perceived as the cool, calm and collected pacifist but this guy (or is it gay?) really ticked me off the moment I started to read the contents of his blog. He's even worse than the flatulent Mike Abundo. At least this guy (Mike) looks or seems as if he's got a single brain cell working. Cofi Bean could also be in the same league as Miki (Kestrel's Japanese boyfriend) in terms of their prowess for boasting about things that they have.

Honestly people, could this guy/gay be any more moronic? To top it off, he's whining like a freaking bitch over the most mundane things! Dude (if you really are a dude), you sound like a closet queen or a trannie at best.

Listen you standgebläße, if you want to sound coño then you better learn how to have a good grasp of either the English language or Tagalog then stick to one language throughout the entire post. NEVER mix both. You're bastardizing both languages with what you're doing! And while you're at it, it'd be a splendid idea if you'd hire permanent teachers for personality development and intelligence for yourself. Oh and your grammar just sucks big time.

You say you're the bomb? Oh right, yes, you certainly are.

STINK BOMB!!!

What's up with this bitch's shithole? What's your beef with call center agents? Seriously speaking, they (call center agents) prolly talk with a lot more sense than you ever will.

There, I've said my piece and my temper is no longer raging. Watch out for karma in this life or on the next one because it's sure to bite you in the ass.